It's a weary thing, to have been awake hardly an hour and already the task of breakfast - the creation or transformation of food items into a meal item - is incredibly daunting.

In such a state, may I advice against making Oatmeal, it's simplicity is a lure.
A tainted smelly soon charred and on fire, lure, but a lure none-the-less.

I speak from previous experiences. Today,
Cream of Wheat.